Thursday, May 7, 2009

Gift Eaters

If you have been feeling the void since May 2nd 08, the day that Stawman Fallacy played their last show... Fear not Gift Eaters from Edmonton, Alberta are here to bring the pain! Gift Eaters gives you that same high tension/ nervous feeling however manages their own creative identity and statement. The band presents pace and dynamics with variety, while raw, gnarly production further helps to attack your nervous system.

Their latest is We Haunt the Homes We Keep, an ep cassette on Bart Records out of Red Deer, Alberta. The ep is also available in cdr format from the band. Gift Eaters is on tour this summer traveling from Alberta eastward. Dates as far as Quebec are thus far booked.

Photo :: Landon Speers

http://www.myspace.com/gifteaters
http://vimeo.com/3170579

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Japanese Beaver Are Canadian's



When I was 5 or so I took a trip with my then heart-throb Tara Mckay and her folks to Bracebridge, Ontario to go visit Santa Clause in the dead of summer. Bracebridge is the home of tyke, tourist destination Santa's Village, and dual bass, zero guitar, trio, Japanese Beaver Are Canadian's.

Jordan [drums and vocals], Lee [distorted bass and vocals], and Sean [clean bass], play a style reminiscent of Maximillian Colby cept sans guitar and with a modern slant. Inventive, emotive, dynamic dual bass, do-it-yourself, hardcore. In addition, the Beaver has a crafty sense of humor that runs throughout it's material and activities being particularly evident in the band's Youtube videos.

Japanese Beaver Are Comedians is the name of the band's video skit series and this here author is hooked on them. Not the kind of thing that you see many bands of any genre doing. The Beaver delivers a lot more than hot jams and does so quite honestly, placing great emphasis on fun.

Recently,
JBAC has become involved with Pattern Behavior Records. Their 2009 Beards and Bass EP is posted on the Pattern Behavior Records Myspace for Free Download.

http://www.myspace.com/japanesebeaver
http://www.youtube.com/JapBeavAreCan
http://www.myspace.com/patternbehaviorrecords

Monday, May 4, 2009

Expectorated Sequence


I like to think that I have a pretty good idea about what's going on. Expectorated Sequence from Montreal proves that I don't. Authentic, well written and played 90s-esque, melodic, screamy hardcore that has been active for nearly 7 years. I'm thankful for there staying power because it has guaranteed me a listen. I seriously can't believe I have only found them now... The band is currently finishing it's latest batch of recorded material and is expected to play the Smiling Buddha in Toronto, June 21 presented by A Mountain Far. See you at the show!

Photo:: from the the band's Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/expectoratedsequence

Monday, January 12, 2009

Shows This Week

01/15/2009
Vilipend
Titan
Psyopus

Annex Wreck Room | Cost :: $10.00
794 Bathurst St. Toronto

01/16/2009
The Smile
Whiskey Priest
Please Standby
Blind Cats

Annie's On Queen
| Cost :: $5
372 Queen St. East, Toronto
LAUGHstock Promotions
photo :: Mikael Cosmo

01/17/2009
TONNN
Whiskey Priest
We Were Former

Marcello's | Cost :: FREE
235 Queen St. South, Streetsville
LAUGHstock Promotions
photo :: Anna http://flickr.com/photos/somedaydriver/

Orca + Studio

If you are at all like me you probably never thought a studio recording of Orca was coming. They are so sly, elusive and sloooooowwww. Well big surprise, the band recently spent a day at Gorgeous Studios recording songs "Colapse" and "Decay", stuck to the honest approach of the live-off-the-floor recording styles, and nailed down two behemoth, tone-monster, doom jams exactly the way we all like Orca. The tracks should make it up to their Myspace before the weekend so you won't have to cringe through the cellphone recorded jams no more. They have too sick of a tone to be denied a proper listen on the ol web. Get pumped!

photo by :: skotto robotto

Friday, January 9, 2009

Friday Mixed Tape!





Friday is the day for rad jams! Mixed tapes are for sharing. Share this by posting it on your personal blog/ profile page. You can collect them too!

Snöras
"0503"
www.myspace.com/snoras

...who calls so loud
"M'ed Palms"
www.myspace.com/whocallssoloud

Omerta
"Untitled1"
www.myspace.com/omertarock

Age Sixteen
"In Lieu Of"
www.myspace.com/agesixteen

Logs
"Tourniquet"
www.myspace.com/logsband

Ghost Towns
"Untitled02"
www.myspace.com/ghosttowns

Aussitôt Mort
"Une Heure Plus Tard"
www.myspace.com/aussitotmort

Osceola
"Smile"
www.myspace.com/osceolatheband

Adornno
"Meaning"
www.myspace.com/adornno

Loma Prieta
"Armour"
www.myspace.com/lomaprieta

Bands & Labels :: If you would like to submit material for our tape we'd be more than stoked to take a listen. It is possible that not all material submitted will be suitable for play in our desired format, but we like quite a bit of stuff so you never know. Read through this rag to get a feel for things.

Please send via email (pyramidschememag@gmail.com); the labeled file (bandname+songname.mp3), band name, song name, album name, band website url, and band email. I know some of this seems redundant but we have our reasons.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Make Less Shitty Posters And More

I'm Skotto Robotto and I'll be doing an ongoing "column" here on ways that bands, promoters, and the like can create their own posters, packaging and all that jazz.

My first installment is going to focus on getting started with no cash or schooling provided you have access to an o.k. computer and maybe some will. We are gonna cover software, resources and tutorials to turn you into a diy design superstar on the slim.

1. Image Creation/ Editing Software
One of the most common things I hear is "I don't have Photoshop". Photoshop is over-rated and you don't need it. Enter The Gimp! The Gimp is an open source development that was originally created for Linux users who were bummed cause they didn't have the option to run Photoshop at all. Users liked it, popularity grew, and now The Gimp runs on Windows and OSX. Did I mention that it's FREE!? Yeah, it's totally free, it's really good and I use it just as much as I use Photoshop. Download it :: http://www.gimp.org/

Also, if you are looking for a free Illustrator alternative for vector creation that is awesome. Download the Sun Microsytems OpenOffice suite. Open Office includes a program called Draw and it RIPS. The cool thing about Draw over Illustrator is that novice users can get right to making cool shit cause it's easy to use. This vector editor is no slouch. Download it :: http://www.openoffice.org/

2. Fonts And Source Material

Fonts are essential and it's difficult to find free shit that is of any good use. You may notice in most "pro" designed stuff that the fonts are usually clean and simple, lots of the time san-serif. The fonts designers tend to go to time and time again are Helvitica, Avant Garde, Universe, Swiss, Franklin Gothic etc. Look through design mags, get an eye for them and try to download someones free shitty version at Font Empire. Oh, I forgot to mention that the rad fonts that everybody uses are totally not free and turbo expensive. Visit :: http://www.themeworld.com/fonts/index.html

If you want to be real awesome learn about kerning, leading, line height etc. Shit helps huge!

For source images you have 3 options; draw/ paint/ scan, take a wicked photo with your cell phone or sign up at stock.xchng. You can use these images without copyright issues and there are lots of good jams to pick from. I say never use Google Images but some people are into that. Some people are also stupid. Visit :: http://www.sxc.hu/

3. Get a Clue
Having at least an idea about how people do things usually helps tons. I constantly look for educational resource and tutorials to keep me shitting fresh. If you don't already know, Youtube is freaking amazing! Almost anything you want to know, just search it, and BOOM! If you want to get going with The Gimp software you just downloaded for free, type "using the gimp" in the search bar and it's all there. Visit :: http://ca.youtube.com/

Computer Arts Magazine has shitloads of advanced tutorials that rule the world. Visit :: http://www.computerarts.co.uk/home

Books and magazines are usually not free unless your local library rips and stocks good shit. Never under estimate books and magazines.

4. Make Stuff
The bottom line is to actually start and maybe even finish something. The more you do it the better you will get. For me punk has always been about being resourceful, creative, and individual in your expression. Graphic art and packaging design when married with music, especially stuff from under the punk umbrella, is an awesome creative arena where everything can really connect and be expressive.

In my next piece I'll talk about printing. Peace! S

Upcoming Shows

01/10/2009
Dance Electric
Say Die Michelle
68 Porno Mags
Rok Boutique | Cost: 5
200 Bathurst St. Toronto

01/10/09
Acoustic Sounds From
The Underground 2!
Vaness
The Talliband
Liquorbox
The Bag Ladies
Annies On Queen | $5 - 9pm
372 Queen St. East Toronto

01/15/2009
Vilipend
Titan
Psyopus
Annex Wreck Room | cost: $10.00
794 Bathurst St. Toronto


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Whiskey Priest

If you are familiar with any part of the last 15 years of the Mississauga scene. You probably know that this burb has fostered bands and creativity in the punk scene that have echoed the world round with bands like Blake, Acrid, The End, and Dance Electric, the list goes on and on. Today it's tough to find an authentic all age show in Mississauga akin to the church or the lodge, but it hasn't stopped the music from being made. It's just harder to find. Discover Whiskey Priest.

Whiskey Priest mesh a bit of 90s post-hardcore with math rock and do that edgy/ smooth, quite/ loud thing real well. Their tone is surprisingly clean even though the material has so much bite. The best pairing of bands to use as description would have to be Three Penny Opera + Faraquet.

Thus far the band has produced a 5 song self released demo, 4 of which are available for listening on their Myspace, start with "Fragile Line". In the coming weeks 3 new songs are to be recorded. Word is that these 3 jams are to be paired with 3 from Toronto's The Smile for a split cdr release on Gorgeous Industries due for March.

Check Whiskey Priest out live (best way) on the 16th in Toronto at Annies On Queen with The Smile and Please Stand By.

top photo by :: Samir Khan

Hawkes

There are a few times in life where you discover music that immediately overwhelms you with a personal connection and satisfaction. Hawkes is that band, from Montreal, is a 3 piece, and plays something of a post-hardcore, Shotmaker derivative, although have very much established their own sound and personality. Check them out but be warned that you may end up listening to "Clairity Has Failed" and "Fleeting Memories" 20 times over!

top photo source :: Hawkes Myspace

Valhalla Recordings


Broady over at Valhalla Recordings is getting the last bits together for a rad debut release. A 2 song 7" by Our Father featuring the songs "Wasted Time" and "Sunday". This is a 500 press on clear red and clear cloudy vinyl. Most Importantly don't forget Our Father's big , gooey tone and monster, inventive riffs. Pre-orders for the record can be expected soon.


top photo source :: Our Father Myspace

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Annies On Queen

Good chance you are familiar with HA4TLD {High Art For The Low Down}, the now legendary second floor venue {and diy label} down on Toronto's Lower Sherbourne at Siesta Nouveaux. HA4TLD has hosted some amazing shows over the last few years with the last Rammer show really taking the roof off. Matt Shortill, the man behind the magic has recently made the move-on-up, securing a new {and bigger} second floor spot. Annies is a rad new hardcore punk venue at 372 Queen St. East, on the 24hr Queen streetcar line. Matt is booking local and touring bands 7 days a week so get in touch if yer looking for a gig. Currently the venue is 19+ only but may host all ages as early as spring.

Contact Matt :: anniesonqueen@live.ca
Annies Facebook group :: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=40799569321

January Shows

JAN 10 09 | $5 - 9PM
ACOUSTIC SOUNDS FROM THE UNDERGROUND 2!
Vaness / the TalliBand / LiquorBox / the Bag Ladies

Jan 16 09 | PUNK | $5 - 9PM
The Smile / Whiskey Priest / Please Stand By / Blind Cats

Jan 17 09 | HARDCORE | $5 - 9PM
Bad Skin / the Clusterbombs (brantford) / Rackshot / Thrashards

Jan 23 09 | METAL | $5 - 9PM
The Womb / Single File To Freedom / Ball Harness

Jan 30 09 | COUNTRY PUNK | $5 - 9PM
The Burnitdowns / Organ Thieves

Jan 31 09 | HARDCORE | $5 - 9PM
Endprogram / Akroid / U.T.I. / The Kettle Black

photos by :: skotto robotto